Muppet 1: I'd Like To Be A Dancer, Adancing On My Toes.
Muppet 2: I'd Like To Be A Fireman, I'd Squirt You With My Hose!
Muppet 3: And I Would Be A Sailor, And I'd Sail The Seven Seas. But....
All: There Is One Thing Special Which Everyone Agrees.

Oh, Everyone Likes Ice Cream, Yes Indeed They Do.
Everyone Likes Ice Cream, I Do Do You?
Search The Whole World Over, Travel Near And Far.
But Everyone Likes Ice Cream No Matter Who They Are.

2: (spoken) Except Me And I Don't Agree.

1: I'd Like To Have A Kitten, All Cuddly, Soft And Clean.
2: I'd Like To Have A Dragon, All Big And Tough And Mean!
3: And I Would Have A Little Mouse, I'd Feed Him Lots Of Cheese, But...
All: There Is One Thing Special Which Everyone Agrees.

Oh, Everyone Likes Ice Cream, Yes Indeed They Do.
Everyone Likes Ice Cream, I Do Do You?
Search The Whole World Over, Travel Near And Far.
But Everyone Likes Ice Cream No Matter Who They Are.

2: (spoken) Except Me, And I *still* Don't Agree.
3: Do You Like Ice Cream?
2: (begrudgingly) Uh, Yes.
3: Then You Agree.

1: (???, Last Word May Have Been "sweet")
2: I'd Like To Play Football, Our Team Cannot Be Beat
3: And I'd Go To The Park And Watch The Birdies In The Trees
2: (sarcastically) Birdies.
1: Hmmmph!

All: Oh, Everyone Likes Ice Cream, Yes Indeed They Do.
Everyone Likes Ice Cream, I Do Do You?
Search The Whole World Over, Travel Near And Far.
But Everyone Likes Ice Cream No Matter Who They Are.

(a Huge Monster Muppet Approaches The Trio)

3: (nervously) Say, W..would You Like An Ice Cream Cone?
(hands Him A Fourth Cone He Suddenly Happened To Have)
Monster: MAWRRRRRRRRRRRR....

Oh, Everyone Likes Ice Cream, Yes Indeed They Do.
Everyone Likes Ice Cream, I Do Do You?
Search The Whole World Over, Travel Near And Far.
But Everyone Likes Ice Cream No Matter Who They Are.