(drum Roll)

Announcer: Ernie Presents The Letter A

Ernie: And Now We Will Study The Letter A. Now, One Word That Begins With A, Is Apple. And This Is An Apple.

Cookie Monster: And This Is Cookie Monster.

Ernie: Cookie Monster! What Are You Doing Here?

Cookie Monster: Oh Just Hanging Around.

Ernie: Hmmm .. Well, Do You Know What To Do With An Apple?

Cookie Monster: Sure! Yum Yum Yum (devours Apple) You Eat It!

Ernie: You Ate My Apple!

Cookie Monster: Of Course.

Ernie: *sigh*