Three In The Morning And I Gotta Be Someplace

I Don't Remember Where

Friends Try To Make Me Stay Or Call Me A Cab Home

I Grab My Keys And A Beer



The Cops They Took My License Away

But I Got My Car Out Of Impound Today

And I've Been Drunk Since Last Saturday

You'd Better Stay Outta My Way



I Drink And Drive

Feel So Alive

I'm Doin' Ninety-five

I Drink And Drive

I Feel So Alive

I Drink And Drive



Early Morning And The Freeway's Deserted

Like It's All Mine

I'm Trying To Set A New Drunken Speed Record

But I Can't Drive A Straight Line

Flashing Lights

Split The Night I'm Tossing Bottles As I Swerve To The Right

Now I've Slammed My Face Into The Back Of A Big-rig

At Least You'll Never Catch Me You Fucking Pigs



Designate Someone Other Than Me

I'm So Drunk I Can Hardly See

Another Shot Of Jager And I Turn The Key

I Got So Many Places To Be



I Drink And Drive

Feel So Alive

I'm Doin' Ninety-five

I Drink And Drive

I Feel So Alive

I Drink And Drive



When I'm On A Binge, My Friends All Cringe

They Won't Drive At Night

Cause Down At The Freeway It's Such A Fright

But I Think I Drive Alright



The Cops They Took My License Away

But I Got My Car Out Of Impound Today

And I've Been Drunk Since Last Saturday

You'd Better Stay Outta My Way



I Drink And Drive

Feel So Alive

I'm Doin' Ninety-five

I Drink And Drive

I Feel So Alive

I Drink And Drive



When I'm On A Binge, My Friends All Cringe

They Won't Drive At Night

Cause Down At The Freeway It's Such A Fright

But I Think I Drive Alright