Attention!
Your Attention Please!
A Newsflash Has This Moment Arrived From The Malabar Front!
Our Forces In South India Have Won A Glorious Victory!
I Am Authorized To Say That The Action We Are Now Reporting
May Well Bring The War Within Measurable Distance Of Its End.
Here Is The Newsflash...:
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