A: We Want You To Know Before We Do It That This Does Not
Promote... Um, Promis...promiscuous Sex, Or Anything Like That, In
Any Way. We... This Is Sarcastic - We're Putting Down The Meat
Market, Basically.
E: It's Not Our Philosoph
Y On Life, Or Anything.
A: Yeah. Really.
E: Of Course, I Wrote The Words, You Know, But...
A: That's Right.
E (in Mock Drunken Voice): I Was SO WASTED, You Know...
Audience Member: What Are You Trying To Say?
E (very Straight): Nothing. We Aren't S
Aying A Thing. We're
Just Talking.
A: We're Trying To Say That, Uh, We're Not Madonna.
(Laughs.)
E: This Is A Dirty Song. Hope Y'all Like It.
(music Begins.)
E: Amy Wrote The Music.
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E (spoken): I Walked Into My Favor
Ite Place One Night; I Just
Got Back From A Lecture, And I Was Feeling Kind Of Uptight. And At
The End Of The Bar, There Was This Guy, And, You Know, I Wasn't
Really Looking, But I Caught Him Out Of The Corner Of My Eye. The
Next Thing I Know, He Was Moving My Way - I Thought He Wanted To
Talk, But This Is What He Had To Say:
A (sung): I Don't Know Your Name, Babe
But I Want To Be Your Lover.
I Don't Know Your Name, Babe
But I Want To Be Your Lover.
One Time Or Another, Baby -
I Want To Be Your Lover.
E: I Have To Admit, I Was A Little Bit Surprised, But I
Wasn't Really Scared, 'cause I Was Twice His Size. So I Said To
Myself, "Ok, I'll Play His Game...," And When He Turned To Me, I Gave
Him My Name.
A: I Know Your
Name, Babe
But I Got To Know Your Number.
I Know Your Name, Babe
But I Got To Know Your Number.
I Said, One Time Or Another, Baby -
I'm Gonna Be Your Lover.
E: Well, I Said To Myself, "This Guy Is Persistent. He's A
Little Bit Dumb, But At Least He's Consistent." I Tried To Talk
Cool, But When We Touched, I Went Under. I Made A Quick Decision,
And I Gave Him My Number.
A: I Know Your Number
But I Don't Know What To Say, Babe.
E (effeminately): That's Ok...
A: I Know Y
Our Number
But I Don't Know What To Say, Babe.
Oh, It Don't Matter Anyway, No -
I Don't Talk When I'm Making Love To You
I Wanna Be You Lover...
E: Well, You Probably Won't Believe This, But We Got Married
One Day. And I Still Don't Know If He Speaks English, 'cause He
Doesn't Have Much To Say. It's A Damn Good Thing I Like Lying Around
- We Don't Make Much Conversation - Just Love-making Sounds. (Aside:
You Know What I'm Talking About? Y'all KNOW What I'm Talking About!)
Well, One Thing I've Learned From Being In This State -
E & A (sung): There Are Other Ways To Communicate!
A: I Don't Know Your Name, Babe
But I Want To Be Your Lover.
I Don't Know Your Name, Babe
But I Want To Be Your Lover.
One Time Or A
Nother, Baby -
I Want To Be Your Lover