(spoken)

Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This Line Was Changed To "welcome To Loews Theaters" When Sony Theatres Was Changed To Loews)

(scene Switch To Big Bird And The Muppets In A Big, I Mean, A BIG Theater! I Mean, A Really Big And Huge Theater)

Big Bird: Grab A Seat!

Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he Keeps Saying This While He Keeps Passing The Moviegoers By Until We Hear This)

Grover: ELMO???!!! I Just Washed The Fur!

Elmo: Sorry.

(Sung)
All: Here's Our Theater
Here's Our Seats
That's The Lobby

Singing Popcorn: We're The Eats!

All: [ Not Sure About This Word ] ...the Tickets!

Oinker Sisters: Wo, Wo, Wo!
That's The Exit Where You Go

All: And Don't Forget To Watch The Movie
Don't Forget To Watch The Show

Baby Bear: Thank You Very Much For Coming
(I Like Baby Bear's Part Because He "bears" A Striking Resemblance To Elmer Fudd When He Talks, So It Sounds Like "vewwy" Instead Of "very")

All: HELLO!!
(They Start Greeting The Guests! "Hola!" "Greetings", Etc.)
Remember--

Zoe: Don't Talk!

Bert, Ernie, And The Rest: (hushed) Don't Talk
During The Movie
(loudly) DURING THE MOVIE!

All: Don't Smoke!
Don't Smoke!

Benny Rabbit: Hey, It Isn't Legal!

All: It Isn't Legal

Telly: Don't Litter

All: Throw Away Your Trash

Oscar: (spoken) Movies Are A Lot More Fun Than Ever!

All: (sung) And Also, Don't Surf! Don't Surf!

Herry And ???: There Is No Water!

Elmo: THERE IS NO WATER??!????

All: Don't Dance With A Bear
Don't Sing Grand Opera

Gladys The Cow: Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(On The MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It Comes To The Fact That Gladys's Voice Echoes In Reverbish Style Because She's Close, Way Too Close To The Camera!)

All: Don't Munch On A Chair!
Don't Do This!
(RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?)
Don't Do That!
(HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!)
Don't Do Any Of These!
(They Start Doing Funny Stuff E.g. Replace Nose, Blow Raspberry And This)

Mumford: (spoken) A La Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

(Everyone Onscreen Disappears -- Well, Almost Everyone)

Count: And Also...

All: (sung) Don't Forget To Watch The Movie!
Don't Forget To Watch The Show!

Elmo: (spoken) ENOUGH "DON'T"S!!!!

All: (sung) Don't Forget To Watch The Movie!
Let's GO!

Bobo ???: (spoken) LEEEEEEEET'S GO!!!

All: (chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...