Corporal Brown Was Tall, Boy!

And Likes To Go And Fish

Corporal's Wife Was Quite Fat

And Was Raving Like A Bitch

And I'm A Bit Drunk As I Watch

They Are Yelling Loud, He Throws A Punch

Oh Lord, What Am I Gonna Do?

Corporal Brown Was Quite Scared

When He Looked Down At Her

Corporal's Wife Was Quite Dead

So He Carried Her And Took Her Outside

Dug A Grave And Placed Her Inside

I Was Amazed

Oh Lord, What Am I Gonna Do?