Can You Name The Truck With Four Wheel Drive,

Smells Like A Steak And Seats Thirty-five..



Canyonero! Canyonero!



Well, It Goes Real Slow With The Hammer Down,

It's The Country-fried Truck Endorsed By A Clown!



Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

[Krusty:] Hey Hey



The Federal Highway Comission Has Ruled The

Canyonero Unsafe For Highway Or City Driving.



Canyonero!



12 Yards Long, 2 Lanes Wide,

65 Tons Of American Pride!



Canyonero! Canyonero!



Top Of The Line In Utility Sports,

Unexplained Fires Are A Matter For The Courts!



Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)



She Blinds Everybody With Her Super High Beams,

She's A Squirrel Crushing, Deer Smacking, Driving Machine!



Canyonero!-oh Woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)



Drive Canyonero!



Woah Canyonero!



Woah!