Bubba Is A Friend, He's A Beer Drinkin' Buddy Of Mine
But Lately Somethin's Happened That Ain't Hard To Define
Bubba's Got Himself A Cousin And I'm Gonna Make Her Mine

And She's Brushin' Both His Teeth
And She's Makin' Him Biscuits And Gravy I Just Know It
And She's Lovin Him In That Double Wide Late Late At Night

Y'know, I Wish That I Had Bubba's Girl
I Want Bubba's Girl
Why Can't I Find A Cousin Like That?
Like Bubbas Girl
I Want I Want Bubba's Girl
Why Can't I Find A Cousin Like That!

Hey!