Beware Of A Gal In Britches
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Never Trust No Gal In Britches
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If You Had A Sense Of This Here Horse
You Would Have Known It By Now Of Course
Who Wears The Britches Is The Boss
That's A Gal, That's A Gal In Britches

Don't Mess With A Gal In Britches
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No Feminine Gal Wears Britches
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She'll Beg You To Come To The Country Dance
You Ride Twenty Miles For The Big Romance
She Shows Up In Her Brother's Pants
What'd You Expect From A Girl In Britches

Yo-di-o-di-o-i-ay, It's None Of My Misfortune
Yo-di-o-di-o-di-ay, Just Thought You'd Like To Know
Don't Marry No Gal In Britches
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You'll Never Know Which Is Which's
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She'll Put A Halter Through Your Nose
Have You Cooking And Washing Clothes
While She Goes Chasing Them Buffaloes
Bet Your Boots, That's A Gal In Britches.