Take A Look At My Girlfriend
She's The Only One I Got
Not Much Of A Girlfriend
Never Seem To Get A Lot

Take A Jumbo Across The Water
Like To See America
See The Girls In California
I'm Hoping It's Going To Come True
But There's Not A Lot I Can Do

Could We Have Kippers For Breakfast
Mummy Dear, Mummy Dear
They Got To Have 'em In Texas
Cos Everyone's A Millionaire

I'm A Winner, I'm A Sinner
Do You Want My Autograph
I'm A Loser, What A Joker
I'm Playing My Jokes Upon You
While There's Nothing Better To Do

Don't You Look At My Girlfriend
She's The Only One I Got
Not Much Of A Girlfriend
Never Seem To Get A Lot

Take A Jumbo Cross The Water
Like To See America
See The Girls In California
I'm Hoping It's Going To Come True
But There's Not A Lot I Can Do