My Good Buddy Asked Me, "Buddy, Why Don′t You Drink?"
And I Said, "It's Probably Better I Don′t"
He Said, "There's A Lot Of Girls In This Here Bar That We Could Chase"I Said, "Trust Me, It's Probably Better I Don′t
′Cause I Used To Be An All-nighter, I'm A Hell Of A Back Slider
I′ve Been Around The Block More Than A Time Or Two
And I Can Promise You I've Drank My Weight In Booze
And I′ve Been Known To Get On Stage In Nothing But My Boots"

So It's Better I Don′t, 'cause Believe Me I Will
I Get Looser Than A Line On A Fishing Reel
Dare Me Don't Do, Don′t Think I Won′t
Take It All Off, Turn It All On
Get Buck Wild, Hell-bent, And Stoned
It's Better I Don′t

Well I Was Wearing The Cuffs, When The Warden Said, "Just Tell Me The Truth"
And I Said, "Sir, It's Probably Better I Don′t"
And I Was Up On The Stand, And The Judge Said, "Just Tell Me What Happened Man"
And I Said, "Buddy, It's Probably Better I Don′t, But Since You Asked
I Was Mindin' My Own Business At A Hundred And Five
I Was A County Road Cruisin' Out Running The Blue Lights
I Was On The Home Stretch, I Was Roundin′ That Last Curve
Well I Ran Out Of Gas And That′s When I Learn"

It's Better I Don′t, 'cause Believe Me I Will
I Get Looser Than A Line On A Fishing Reel
Dare Me Don′t Do, Don't Think I Won′t
Take It All Off, Turn It All On
Get Buck Wild, Hell-bent, And Stoned
It's Better I Don't

Now There′s Things I Don′t Remember
There's Things That I Do
But I Don′t Know The Half Of What I Got Into

And It's Better I Don′t, 'cause Believe Me I Will, Yeah
I Get Looser Than A Line On Your Fishing Reel
Dare Me Don′t Do, Don't Think I Won't
Take It All Off, Turn It All On
Get Buck Wild, Hell-bent, And Stoned
Drunk Dial Somebody On The Phone
Drink Too Many Beers And Drive A Harley Home
It′s Better I Don′t

Yeah, It's Better I Don′t
Yeah, It's Better I Don′t