I Got This Pain That I Just Can't Deal With
How I Wish I Had Somebody To Go And Eat Oatmeal With
Oh Gee, I Really Need A Friend To Play With Me
I'd Give Him Friendship And Affection
I'd Even Let Him Come And See My Paper Clip Collection
Oh Gee, I Sure Could Use A Friend To Play With Me
In Line He'd Gladly Stand
To Watch A Marching Band
Or Buy Some Saddle Shoes (laugh)
He'd Worship Argyle Socks, Collect Them By The Box
He'd Help Me Chase These Blues
My Style Would Please Him, More Than A Smidgeon
He'd Say, "It's Really Nifty Bert, The Way You Dance The Pigeon"
Oh Gee, I Gotta Find A Friend To Play With Me
Won't Somebody Hear My Plea?
Wanna End This Misery
I Wish I Had A Friend To Play With Me