I Believe That Gas Is Too Damn High
An' There Ain't Nothin' More American
Than Mama's Apple Pie
I Believe In Love; I Believe In Peace
But I Don't Believe We'll Ever See It
In That Middle East
I Believe The Bible Is Cold, Hard Fact
An' I Believe That Jesus Is Comin' Back
Before She Does

I Believe The Sabbath Is A Day Of Rest
The Taxman An' The Devil Share The Same Address
I Believe Don't Start If You're Gonna Quit
I Believe In Keep Your Mouth Shut
An' Carry A Big Stick
I Believe That Dogs Are Better Than Cats
An' I Believe That Jesus Is Comin' Back
Before She Does

There's Absolutely, Positively
No Doubt In My Mind
That OJ Did It; Lee Harvey Didn't
An' She's Really Gone This Time

I Believe That Cold, Cold Beer
Tastes Better On A Bar Stool
Than It Does Anywhere
I Believe Hard Work Really Makes The Man
But Everyone Should Wet A Line Every Now An' Then
I Believe It's Best To Pay In Cash
An' I Believe That Jesus Is Comin' Back
Before She Does

There's Absolutely, Positively
No Doubt In My Mind
That OJ Did It; Lee Harvey Didn't
An' She's Really Gone This Time

I Believe She Was A Real Good Thing
Can You Believe I Let A Girl Like Her Get Away?
I Believe She Meant It The Night She Packed
An' Said Jesus Is Comin' Back Before She Does

Before She Does
Before She Does