Muppet #1 (sung): If It Says One, Then I Go Beep.
If It Says Two, Then I Go Beep Beep.
If It Says Three, Then I Go Beep Beep Beep.
And That's The Way It's Done.

Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, But What If It Says Four?

Muppet #1 (sung): I Go Beep Beep Beep Beep, Nothing More.

Muppet #2 (spoken): But What If It Says More Than Four?

Muppet #1 (sung Really Fast): Then I Go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep-
(into Incomprehension, And Screen Fills Up With Circles)

Muppet #2 (spoken): Like What If It Says Forty-six?

Muppet #1 (sung Really Fast Again): Then I Go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep-
(into More Incomprehension, And The Screen Fills Up With Forty-six Circles)
(sung At Normal Speed)
Now, I Used To Get Confused About My Numbers,
Whether It Was Three Or One Or Four Or Two.
But Now I Find My Numbers Very Easy,
'Cause This Is What I Do ...
If It Says One, Then I Go Beep.
If It Says Two, Then I Go Beep Beep.
If It Says Three, Then I Go Beep Beep Beep.
And That's The Way It's Done.

Muppet #2 (spoken): Yeah, But What If It Says Four?

Muppet #1 (sung): I Go Beep Beep Beep Beep, Nothing More.

Muppet #2 (spoken): So When It Says One, You Go Beep
(and So On, Repeating All The Verses)

Muppet #2 (spoken): But What If It Says Three Million, Seven Hundred Forty-six Thousand, Nine Hundred Eighty-two?

Muppet #1 (spoken): That's Easy, Man.
(sung Really Fast): Then I Go Beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep-
(into Still More Incomprehension, And Screen Fills Up With Still More Circles. I Think This Is One Of Those Places Where They're Different Sizes And Colors. I'm Not Sure What Lines Come Next, If Any. Then, At The End:)

Both: Beep Beep Beep Beep, Beep Beep Beep!