If I Was Beautiful Like You, Oh The Things I Would Do. Those Not So Blessed Would Be Crying Out Murder. And I'd Just Laugh And Get Away With It Too. Like You Do.

If I Was Beautiful Like You, I Would Never Be At Fault. I'd Walk In The Rain Between The Rain Drops. Bringing Traffic To A Halt.

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But That Would Never Be. That Would Never Never Be. 'Cause I'm Not Beautiful Like You, I'm Beautiful Like Me.

If I Was Beautiful Like You. I'd Be Quick To Assume. They'd Do Anything To Please Me Why Not. I See Their Reaction When You Walk Into The Room.

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If I Was Beautiful Like You, I'd Have So Many Friends. All Fighting For My Time To Be Next In Line. So If I Hurt One I Wouldnt Have To Make Amends.

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