Certain Things About Cubicle Habitation Magnify The Unparallels In Our Relationships.

"So, Hey What's Up? I'm (a) Cancer."

And I'm Proactive, Desert Style--- I Will Not Drink For Forty Miles – A Labor Born Of Need: A Cesarean Success. Self-inflicted Or Not, I Find Myself On The Farthest Star, Foreign To Everything Like I Woke Up With A German Tongue. Find Yourself Another Backbone! You Make Me Talk Like A Disgruntled Housewife! Consider This Song Jello On Your Chess Board! What Follows Is A "subjective" Study Of Objection To The Relations I Can't Relate To:



My 8:30 Wake Up Call Is A Nailgun And A Table Saw

I Tiptoe Through The Sawdust

A Gamble With No Tetanus

And All My Walls Are Undressed, Not Unlike A Jail Cell

Just More Potential

"Good Morning Sun, Good Morning Cold Floor!"

A Shower In The Tower With No Soap And No Razor

Walktheboycookpotatoesstartcomputermakeatable

Run An Office In A Construction Zone---drilling, Lies, And A Tireless Telephone

And At 1am When I Finally Take My Inventory I'm Confronted By The Glaring Contradictions Of My Story:

I've Never Been So In Debt

I've Never Worked So Hard

I've Never Been So In Love

I've Never Been So Scarred

And If I Wake Up One Day And Find That We Don't Mix, Don't Be Surprised If I Move On And Turn A Prefix To A Suffix.



8:30 Wake Up Call / 11:30 Fall Out Of My Magnetic Bed

Nailgun And A Table Saw / Saw Myself In The Ceiling Mirror

Tiptoe Through The Sawdust / Still Dusted From Last Night

A Gamble With No Tetanus / Shot Myself One Of These *wink*

All My Walls Are Undressed / Dressed Up In Shiny Pants

Not Unlike A Jail Cell / I Sell Myself With Every Glance

Just More Potential / Potentially Advancing My Career With Every Tanning Salon I'm Steppin' Into

Good Morning Sun / Good Morning Smog / Good Morning Cold Floor / Good Morning Cigarette

A Shower In The Tower With No Soap And No Razor / Inspecting My Reflection On The Hood Of My Corvette

Walk The Boy / Sunglasses Up / Cook Potatoes / Top Is Down / Start Computer / Pager's On / Make A Table / I'm LA Bound

Run An Office In A Construction Zone / Call The Office From The Car Phone / Drilling, Lies, And A Tireless Telephone / Let The World Know That THE MAN Has Left Home

And At 1am When I Finally Take My Inventory / And At 12 Noon When I Take My First Break / I'm Confronted By The Glaring Contradictions Of My Story / I'm Confronted At The Crossroads--- Take The Lobster Or The Steak?



I've Never Been So In Debt / To Me

I've Never Worked So Hard / For Me

I've Never Been So In Love / With Me

I've Never Been So Scarred / By Me

And If I Wake Up One Day And Find That We Don't Mix, Don't Be Surprised If I Move On And Turn A Prefix To A Suffix



7:30 Woke Up From A Sparkling Premonition: I Saw Great Things For This Band, And By "great" I Mean "money."

I Saw Us Selling Alot Of Studded Girls T-shirts

I Saw Myself Making More Money Off Of You Than You.

All My Walls Are Covered With Legitimizing Autographs

Not Unlike The Walls Of A Very Temporary Record Label Staff

Good Morning Sun / Good Morning Toupeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey Cold Sore

Everything Is Seasonal Within My Closet Doors

Walk The Boy / Jog A Mile / Cook Potatoes / Get A Bagel / Start Computer / A Rolling Stone / Make A Table / And A Bubble Bath

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