Now I Ain't No Butcher, No Butcher's Son,

I Can Do Your Cuttin' 'til The Butcher Man Comes

'Cause I'm A All-around Man, Oh I'm A All-around Man,

I'm A All-around Man, I Can Do Most Anything That Comes My Hand



Now I Ain't No Plumber, No Plumber's Son,

I Can Do Your Screwin' Till The Plumber Man Comes

'Cause I'm A All-around Man, Oh I'm A All-around Man,

I'm A All-around Man, I Can Do Most Anything That Comes My Hand



Now I Ain't No Miller, No Miller's Son,

I Can Do Your Grindin' 'til The Miller Man Comes

'Cause I'm A All-around Man, Oh I'm A All-around Man,

I'm A All-around Man, I Can Do Most Anything That Comes My Hand



Now I Ain't No Milkman, No Milkman's Son,

I Can Pull Your Titties 'til The Milkman Comes

'Cause I'm A All-around Man, Oh I'm A All-around Man,

I'm A All-around Man, I Can Do Most Anything That Comes My Hand



Now I Ain't No Spring-man1, No Spring-man's Son,

I Can Bounce Your Springs 'til The Spring-man Comes

'Cause I'm A All-around Man, Oh I'm A All-around Man,

I'm A All-around Man, I Can Do Most Anything That Comes My Hand



Now I Ain't No Auger-man2, No Auger-man's Son,

I Can Blow Your Hole 'til The Auger-man Comes

'Cause I'm A All-around Man, Oh I'm A All-around Man,

I'm A All-around Man, I Can Do Most Anything That Comes My Hand