My Dead Cat

Big And Fat

Dumb As A Brick

Acts Like A Hick

Smells Like A Skunk

Once It Got Drunk

Its Really Deaf

And It's Got Bad Breath



Chorus: Whats A Matter With Them Kitties Today

They Always Seem To Eat You And Run A Stray

Too Bad They Eat The Mice, Cuz If They Didn't They'd Eat All My Rice.



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Them Dumb Cats All They Do Is Sit And Be Fat

They Like To Eat And You Can Rub There Feat

They Taste Like Chicken So Go Give Them A Lickin'

This Song Is Dumb So Lets All Go Out And Drink Some Rum! OOOYY!