When I Started Out I Thought That I'd Make It Double Quick
I Had That Kinda Confidence That I Was Picked To Play
But If You Could Stand In My Shoes You Wouldn't Feel So Smart
'Cause I'm A-1 On The Jukebox, Nowhere On The Charts

My Agent Gives Me Spendin' Cash, His Pockets Seem So Deep
I'd Live Just Like A Millionaire If It Were Mine To Keep
But Money Ain't A Problem, No, Though It May Be A Part
When You're A-1 On The Jukebox, Nowhere On The Charts

A-1 On The Jukebox, Played In Every Bar
A-1 On The Jukebox, A Big Rock Older Star
I Know We're On The Hit Parade 'cause No One Likes My Art
And I'm A-1 On The Jukebox, Nowhere On The Charts

A-1 On The Jukebox, Played In Every Bar
A-1 On The Jukebox, A Big Rock Older Star
I've Seen The Fortune On The Trays
They Take My Every Cent
I See My Name In Black And White
But Words Don't Pay The Rent
I Know That I Could Make A Run If Only I Could Start
But I'm A-1 On The Jukebox, Nowhere On The Charts
Yes, I'm A-1 On The Jukebox, Nowhere