Lirik lagu 83. Eddie Waring

Lirik lagu 83. Eddie Waring Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

I never liked rugby league, it must be saidDecapitated ears and concave headsMy interest held by just one thingThe greatest commentator ever--Eddie WaringWhether an up-and-under or an early bathHe was always guaranteed to make me laughNo Coleman histrioni.. Read »

Lirik lagu 82. Polo

Lirik lagu 82. Polo Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

Polo has the biggest pitch of any ball gamePolo has the biggest idiotsOn the biggest pitch of any ball gamePolo has the biggest idiotsWith the biggest bank accountsOn the biggest pitch of any ball gameI wish that polo had the biggest rate of deathOf the b.. Read »

Lirik lagu 81. Desmond

Lirik lagu 81. Desmond Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

British champion for fifty yearsEasily beats all his challengersBored of always being the bestHe'd rather be like all the restMiscuing shots and fluffing smashesMissing the table and losing matchesNow with pressure from aboveHe was forced to carry on"You'.. Read »

Lirik lagu 8. Walking The Penine Way

Lirik lagu 8. Walking The Penine Way Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

It's not so much the distance nor the time it takesIt's not even the cold nor the pains or achesI can cope with blisters and the weight of my packAnd I don't mind the rain if I've got my macBut have I cursed Wainwright in my timeTo be fair, he said it's a.. Read »

Lirik lagu 79. Australian Rules Football

Lirik lagu 79. Australian Rules Football Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

Both players and watchers,No-one knows the rulesThat's what makes the game so great"Just get out thereAnd slug your opponent!"That's what makes the game so greatThat's what makes the game so greatThat's what makes the game so great.. Read »

Lirik lagu 78. Yup And Under

Lirik lagu 78. Yup And Under Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

Yuppies, I've been taught,Are keen on sportTwo slices wholemeal loafInto towelette jogging suitOnce round the parkQuick game of squashStaving off a heart attackWith F-Plan diet and FilofaxIn a world whereParticipation can be boughtYuppies, I've been taugh.. Read »

Lirik lagu 77. Learning Karate

Lirik lagu 77. Learning Karate Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

Complete control of mind and matterConcentration, manipulationMovements swift, deadly, gracefulApplying oneself with dedicationMartial arts, an ancient skillOf mind and body in unisonLearning steps, attack and defenseTreating opponents with respectGaining.. Read »

Lirik lagu 76. Bob Beamon

Lirik lagu 76. Bob Beamon Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

Three steps forward, two steps backOblivious to all aroundPsyching up for the big jumpBreathing getting deeperThen charging down the trackHitting the board just rightAll that energy releasedAnd now in perfect flightThat moment when all that trainingComes .. Read »

Lirik lagu 75. Memories Of Shilts

Lirik lagu 75. Memories Of Shilts Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

England's goalkeeper since Gordon BanksConsistent, reliable, a safe pair of handsBut despite all his saves and all his acrobaticsI can't help recalling something more dramaticOf an incident in the back of a carWhen Shilts was caught with his bottom bareAn.. Read »

Lirik lagu 74. Awesome Wheels

Lirik lagu 74. Awesome Wheels Chumbawamba
Chumbawamba

I got a skateboardOo-ee-oo!I'm skating down the streetWith my trucks all newHere comes the NMEComing into viewLooking for a gimmickThat it can screw"You've got a skateboardOo-ee-oo!Do you like the Stupids?Can we interview you?What kind of fancy tricksDo y.. Read »